BBS II: The Bringing Back Continues

Some Very Important Facts From Us Weekly, Volume XV:

1. Natalie Portman has a dog.

2. This dog will sometimes make a poop.*

3. Natalie Portman has a cellphone.

4. Natalie Portman talks on her cellphone.

5. The Best Actress nominee wears a winter coat when it’s cold outside.

6. She is pregnant. And has a dog.

7. Portman was really great in Black Swan but she still has to pick up the aforementioned poop that came out of her dog’s butt.

8. Her dog is inconsiderate and “stubborn.”

9. Her dog is a total a-hole.

10. Natalie Portman named her dog “Whiz” and is therefore not so good at spelling.

*Theory: This may not be a mere bowel movement, but her dog’s review of No Strings Attached.