BBS II: The Bringing Back Continues

Man, am I thirsty.

I’ve got some sodas in the fridge. Make yourself at home.

Cool. Thanks, dude.

[SFX: Twisting off a soda cap]

DUDE. NOT THAT ONE. THAT’S A COLLECTOR’S ITEM.

A what? It’s a soda.

No, it’s not! Dude! It’s a special Daft Punk Diet Coke.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. A DAFT PUNK DIET COKE? DO YOU KNOW HOW DUMB THAT SOUNDS?

[Looking dejected] It’s not dumb. You’re dumb. That’s awesome. Look at the bottle. It’s gold.

Is it the same soda inside the bottle?

You don’t understand. They’re so very cool. They’re French. And they’re robot musicians! Limited edition, bro! Limited Edition. Gold. Silver. Minimalism. It’s like some profound corporate prank. Genius. Meta.

Buuuuurp.

[Throws bottle in recycling bin]